December 2008
33 posts
6 days and 240 miles later...
I’m finally in some sort of tiny Texas town that gets 3G service.
Squid > →
more orgasms ≠ fewer children ⊕ climate change...
There are sOOOOOOO many problems with Global Orgasm Day (celebrated 12/21). Unless you’re a “bully-boy Alpha-Mask Man”, I recommend their website for a ludicrous display of gender theory.
It’s hard to believe, but the following claim is perhaps even more tenuous than the rest:
Global Warming
The planet needs a rest from all our other desires, so what better way to get us...
Unconventional Child Abuse... →
WatchLettuce watch this brief clip about Brainfood (the program I volunteer with).
Overheard: 5 going on 50
A phone conversation between two five year olds.
Ayden: Grant, who did you vote for? Obama or McCain?
Ayden: Me too!!!!!
(aside: ayden: Julia, who did you vote for? Julia: Obama)
Ayden: Grant, Julia voted for Obama too! (immediate shift of focus!) My daddy's socks are sooooo STINKY!
Pole Dancing Robots →
Spotted: J stopped by the fashion police
I returned to my alma mater today and was halted in the Freshman hall by a physics teacher intending to give me a dress code violation for my above-the-knee dress length.
Stuff White People Like #115: Too Real Given my... →
Gold, frankincense, myrrh, and GPS →
Google Maps is also tracking Santa on Christmas Eve!
leggy:
Via npr.org
“There’s a new technological innovation in holiday displays. The Associated Press reports this week that a number of churches and synagogues are installing global positioning system chips inside nativity scenes and menorahs so that they can be quickly located if they are stolen.
Apparently, a fair number of purloined baby...
Extra Innings!?
Via NY Times:
Leaving no merchandising stone unturned, Major League Baseball has authorized the use of team logos on a line of funeral caskets for people who want to carry their fandom unto eternity. Models for the Yankees (replete with interior pinstripes) and the Mets (with handles of mixed Dodger blue and Giant orange) went on sale at the Branch Funeral Home in Smithtown, Long Island.
The...
WatchBush’s lame duck!
No room in the inn.
Kids say the darndest things
Post nap conversation with Charlotte, age 3
Charlotte: My tummy hurts.
Me: What does it feel like?
Charlotte: A jigsaw puzzle. I twisted too much singing the dradle song.
“Puppies save three-year-old boy lost in freezing Virginia woods”
– NY Daily News (via badge)
MTVnews:
President-Elect Barack Obama truly has a full plate. Revitilize a sinking economy. Energize a nation. Rehabilitate America’s fragile standing in the world. Oh, and get through four “Twilight” books with his youngest daughter.
Yes, according to the latest issue of US Weekly, Stephenie Meyer has a couple fans who will be moving into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in a couple months. The...